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Skrevet av Trond
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Nylig oppdaget man flere udokumenterte feilmeldinger i Windows.
Siden Microsoft har unnlatt å forklare disse meldingene i manualen, ser
vi det som vår plikt å bringe disse feilmeldingene ut til folket.
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- WinErr 001: Windows loaded - System in danger.
- WinErr 002: No Error - Yet.
- WinErr 003: Dynamic linking error - Your mistake is now in every file.
- WinErr 004: Erronious error - Nothing is wrong.
- WinErr 005: Multitasking attempted - System confused.
- WinErr 006: Malicious error - Desqview found on drive.
- WinErr 007: System price error - Inadeqaute money spent on hardware.
- WinErr 008: Broken window - Watch out for glass fragments.
- WinErr 009: Horrible bug encountered - God knows what has happened.
- WinErr 00A: Promotional literature overflow - Mailbox full.
- WinErr 00B: Inadeqaute disk space - Free at least 50MB.
- WinErr 00C: Memory hog error - More RAM needed. More! More! More!
- WinErr 00D: Window closed - Do not look outside.
- WinErr 00E: Window closed - Do not look inside
- WinErr 00F: Window open - Do not look outside.
- WinErr 010: Window open - Do not look inside.
- WinErr 011: Reserved for future mistakes by our developers.
- WinErr 012: Unexpected error - Huh?
- WinErr 013: Unexplained error - Please tell us how this happened.
- WinErr 014: Keyboard locked - Try anything you can think of.
- WinErr 018: Unrecoverable error - System has been destroyed. Buy a new one. Old Windows licence is not valid anymore.
- WinErr 019: User error - Not our fault. Is Not! Is Not!
- WinErr 01A: Operating system overwritten - Please reinstall all your software. We are terribly sorry.
- WinErr 01B: Illegal error - You are not allowed to get this error. Next time you will get a penalty for that.
- WinErr 01C: Uncertainty error - Uncertainty may be inadeqaute.
- WinErr 01D: System crash - We are unable to figure out our own code.
- WinErr 01E: Timing error - Please wait. And wait. And wait. And wait.
- WinErr 020: Error recording error codes - Remaining errors will be lost.
- WinErr 042: Virus error - A virus has been activated in a dos-box.
The virus, however, requires Windows. All tasks will automaticly be
closed and the virus will be activated again.
- WinErr 079: Mouse not found - A mouse driver has not been installed. Please click the left mouse button to continue.
- WinErr 103: Error buffer overflow - Too many erros encountered. Next errors will not be displayed or recorded.
- WinErr 678: This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?
- WinErr 683: Time out error - Operator fell asleep while waiting for the system to complete boot procedure.
- WinErr 815: Insufficient Memory - Only 50.312.583 Bytes available.
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