404 Page not found

It is said, \"To err is human,\"
That quote from alt.times.lore,
Alas, you have made an error,
So I say, \"404.\"

Double-check your URL,
As we all have heard before.
You ask for an invalid filename,
And I respond, \"404.\"

Perhaps you made a typo --
Your fingers may be sore --
But until you type it right,
You\'ll only get 404.

Maybe you followed a bad link,
Surfing a foreign shore;
You\'ll just have to tell that author
About this 404.

I\'m just a lowly server
(Who likes to speak in metaphor),
So for a request that I don\'t know,
I must return 404.

Be glad I\'m not an old mainframe
That might just dump its core,
Because then you\'d get a ten-meg file
Instead of this 404.

I really would like to help you,
But I don\'t know what you\'re looking for,
And since I don\'t know what you want,
I give you 404.

Remember Poe, insane with longing
For his tragically lost Lenore.
Instead, you quest for files.
Quoth the Raven, \"404!\"